Oh man i need something smart to put here

ODD FUTURE swagger. downloading whole discography ∞ April 30th, 2011 at 9:30 pm A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA.

theblindingstroboscope:

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miggrator:

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randommakings:

Dude,

srsly.

Fuck

Need this on my blog.

This..omg.

Fucking WIN.

that- So smart.

Oh my god, can I marry this person?

I can’t because polygamy isn’t legal in Australia?

Oh well. Still awesome.

SO MUCH WIN

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121,929 notes ∞ March 23rd, 2011 at 9:23 pm

I’m hipster that’s why I reblogged

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mon-nica:

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dearkristineee:

shannonarmstrong:

ohdeeeforreal:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.

That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

i don’t want to fucking die.

I am so not risking it.

so. i checked this out an hour ago, and i’m still alive. i saw it again. might as well reblog and go ‘i’m still alive’ :)

Reblogging cos that photo is freaky :|

well

IT IS STARING RIGHT IN TO MY SOUL AWSRBWUETBRAEW

i can’t risk it. also, i hate you all. yeah.

at first i was like “ah whatevs”

but then i was like “better not risking any chance”

so yeah, reblogged.

My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died.

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looks like an ape and Voldemort’s lovechild omg

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15,677 notes ∞ March 22nd, 2011 at 12:06 am People who make the same face in every picture

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Lindsey Lohan:

Beyonce:

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Paris Hilton:

Nick Jonas:

Lady Gaga:

Paula Dean:

Kristen Stewart:

Brock:

this is so cool. HAHAHHA

why is kristen stewart not animtated…